Jokes

Two haitians walk into a bar..



THEN IT COLLAPSES

Oh my, have any of you lot heard dead baby jokes? they are disgusting but oh my god they are hilarious.

Whats funnier then a dead baby.... a dead baby in a clown costume

Your mom jokes are overrated -_-
I would just like to point that out there.
Baby jokes are lol. I didn't notice until one of my friends actually said it and other people were wondering why we were talking about babies - they missed out XD

How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill.

I have no jokes, i'm bad at them.

A man walks into a bar and says OW!

how did hellen keller's parents punish her when she was bad?

rearrange the furniture.

what if she was bad again?

leave the plunger in the toilet.


how did hellen keller burn the side of her face?

the phone rang and she answered the iron.

how did she burn the other side?

they called back.


why can hellen keller masturbate with only one hand?

because she needs the other hand to M O A N.


how did hellen keller break her arm?

she tried reading road signs at 55 mph.


i could go on all day.
i know a whole bunch of dead baby jokes.

lets leave out the chuck norris and mr t jokes too.

joseph fritzel book comes out tomorrow, it's going to be a best cellar.

Doctor, Doctor Ive got a strawberry stuck up my bum
Il give you some cream for that
sorry bit pathetic, but I couldn't think :[

One chuck norris joke is that ok?

Anyway, Chuck Norris was having sex in the back of a semi truck, a sperm cell slipped into the engine and created who we now call....Optimus Prime.

Whats the worst part about killing a 9 year old?

Getting the blood stains out of your clown costume.

P.S. those hellen keller ones are great lol

what's the difference between a pile of 100 dead baby's and a jaguar...
i don't have a jaguar in my garage

whats white, silver, and red all over?
a baby playing with razorblades.
whats black, green, and silver?
the same baby 3 weeks later.

what more fun than spinning a baby on a clothes line?
stopping it with a shovel.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?
one dead baby in 10 trashcans.

how do you get a baby to crawl in circles?
nail one of its hands to the floor.
how do you get it to stop?
nail its other hand to the floor.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
i dont have a ferrari in my garage.
whats the similarity between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
theyre both fun to sit in.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
havin one live baby in the middle that has to eat its way out.
whats worse than that?
he goes back for seconds....

whats the difference between a dead baby and a hotpocket?
i dont have a hotpocket in my microwave.
whats the similarity between a dead baby and a hotpocket?
theyre both delicious.

TWei Baby wrote:

how did hellen keller's parents punish her when she was bad?

rearrange the furniture.

what if she was bad again?

leave the plunger in the toilet.


how did hellen keller burn the side of her face?

the phone rang and she answered the iron.

how did she burn the other side?

they called back.


why can hellen keller masturbate with only one hand?

because she needs the other hand to M O A N.


how did hellen keller break her arm?

she tried reading road signs at 55 mph.


i could go on all day.
i know a whole bunch of dead baby jokes.

lets leave out the chuck norris and mr t jokes too.

All of these are just too good hahahahah

chuck norris is what willis was talking about!

big foot takes pictures of chuck norris

Another mans loss is another mans gain normally the second man is chuck norris


good ol' classic chuck jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? :0

A boy, a girl, and a dog walk next to a radioactive waste facility.



They get cancer and die.

Agmaa wrote:

A boy, a girl, and a dog walk next to a radioactive waste facility.



They get cancer and die.

Haha thats a good one Jk

lol at a lot of these

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup.

now that we have a girl member, should i put up my woman jokes?

I think so!

Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why dont women wear watches?
Theres a clock on the stove.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing! You already told her twice!
What do you call a woman with 1 black eye?
A fast learner.

What does a woman coming home from a battered wives shelter do?
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.



all in good fun...

What's the difference between me and all of you?
I'm shit at telling jokes

TWei Baby wrote:

now that we have a girl member, should i put up my woman jokes?

I think so!

Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why dont women wear watches?
Theres a clock on the stove.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing! You already told her twice!
What do you call a woman with 1 black eye?
A fast learner.

What does a woman coming home from a battered wives shelter do?
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.



all in good fun...

lol, These are hilarious.